Sunday, April 7, 2019

Trail Schedule and More


Hi all!  Many have asked "hey, isn't anything going on that's fun for drinkers and trail r*nners?".  Revamped site, meatup, and bookface now include Utica H3 events, H3 road trips planned, trail r*ce trips planned, other H3 events going on, local and travel trail r*ce information, and Utica area drinking events.   If you want something added to this list, just let us know! 

We heart visitors and setting up drinking practice when out of towners are in the area.  If y'all want a trail, let us know when and where and will make it happen.

Rumors of our demise are mildly exaggerated!
2019 Utica Trails/Events (note, so many dates open it's staggering)



Sat 07/13/2019: Utica trail 53: 6th Annual Utica H3 BoiledLiver ! 1:09 start at Sherrill Brook Park, New Hartford off Rt 12. Enter the park and head left, look for the HHH and arrows on the ground in flour.Trail will be on trails in the park (which are epic) with some turkey/eagle options to choose your level of ambition, bring tech for legit pictures. Dog friendly ! Walker friendly !
Bring $5 hash cash, bring virgins, whistle, vessel, change of clothes, whistle, towel, change of clothes. After is probably Carmela's.


Sat July 14   BN at Boilermaker coordinated by Lady Kale Krotch
October:  World Peace Through Beer




Beyond Dates: Some longer trails on a Saturday?, and other events. whatcha want?

Selected H3 Road Whoring Event Options (bug us if you want yours added):

May 3-5:  H5 StinkoMay 10-12: Halve Mein KNURD/NUDE/whatever weekend
May 18: Rumson Commotion By the Ocean 
July 26-28: Flour City Weekend

9/27-29:  SLOW H3 (Fam friendly) at the Old Forge Camping Resort Halloween Adventure Weekend
Selected Trail R*ces and Drinking Practice:
For much moar, see the "Area Trail R*nning | Drinking Practice" Section