Saturday, June 16, 2018

GET READY FOR SUMMER TRAILS!!!!


Hi all!  Many have asked "hey, isn't anything going on that's fun for drinkers and trail r*nners?".  Revamped site, meatup, and bookface now include Utica H3 events, H3 road trips planned, trail r*ce trips planned, other H3 events going on, local and travel trail r*ce information, and Utica area drinking events.   If you want something added to this list, just let us know! 

We heart visitors and setting up drinking practice when out of towners are in the area.  If y'all want a trail, let us know when and where and will make it happen.

Rumors of our demise are mildly exaggerated!

Utica Trails/Events


Sat 06/23/2018: Beer Near at Table Rock Challenge (Clark's Reservation)

Sat 07/07/2018: Utica trail 50: 5th Annual Utica H3 BoiledLiver !  NEW Location:  1:09 start at Sherrill Brook Park, New Hartford off Rt 12.  Enter the park and head left, look for the HHH and arrows on the ground in flour.Trail will be on trails in the park (which are epic) with some turkey/eagle options to choose your level of ambition, bring tech for legit pictures. Bring $5 hash cash, bring virgins, whistle, vessel, change of clothes, whistle, towel, change of clothes.  After is probably Carmela's.
 

Sun 07/08/2018 - U>0 #51: Beer Near at the BoilerMaker, this year at mile 8.1.
Tentative: Tues 07/31/2018:  U>0#52 Gispert Birthday Trail somewhere in Utica!  
Oct/Nov: World Peace Through Beer Trail, TBD


Beyond Dates: Some longer trails on a Saturday?, and other events. whatcha want?

Selected H3 Road Whoring Event Options:
June 24:  TWAT Pink Dress
July 14: SOH4 Homer Campout Save the Date
July 27-29: Flour City Weekend 
Aug 3-5:  Nittany Weekend
August 13: SOH4 Analversary
August 24 - 26:  Ithaca Weekend
August 24-26: On-On-Tario Weekend
August 31-Sep 2: Flour City Labor Gay

Sep 21-23: SLOW H3 Old Forge Camping Resort Weekend
Oct 11-13:  Asbury Park New Jersey Rat Hash
Dec 16: Flour City Bacon and Bourbon
See "Other Hashes" for Kennels in driving distance


Selected Trail R*ces and Drinking Practice:
06/30/2018 - Finger Lake 50's (Finger Lakes National Forest)
08/27/2018 - Thacher Trail Running Festival (Voorheesville)
10/28/2018 - Hairy Gorilla Half / Squirrelly Six (Voorheesville)
For much moar, see the "Area Trail R*nning | Drinking Practice" Section