Tuesday, March 6, 2018

GET READY FOR SPRING/SUMMER TRAILS!!!!


Hi all!  Many have asked "hey, isn't anything going on that's fun for drinkers and trail r*nners?".  Revamped site, meatup, and bookface now include Utica H3 events, H3 road trips planned, trail r*ce trips planned, other H3 events going on, local and travel trail r*ce information, and Utica area drinking events.   If you want something added to this list, just let us know! 

We heart visitors and setting up drinking practice when out of towners are in the area.  If y'all want a trail, let us know when and where and will make it happen.

Rumors of our demise are mildly exaggerated!

Utica Trails/Events

Sat 04/07/2018 - Beer Near at English's Ridge Rumble at Green Lakes.  Will have a cooler of beer available after completing a 10 miler (but be patient!).

Sun 04/08/2018:   Utica > 0 H3 Trail #48: 4th Anniversary Sunday Tour of UTI-CAPrelube: Nothing with alcohol in that area is open until noon, so will bring half moons and stuff for mimosas and will be at start about 11:30 or so.
.Start location: Pavilion in Chancellor Park (park off about 564 Kent Street, Utica NY). 12:09 pack is away on trail.

Detrails: Celebrating 4 years of trails that put the UTI in UTICA! Theme of trail is birthday party! Trail will be a mostly paved running / walking tour of Utica with 4 drink stops in honor of our 4th anniversary. True trail will end up being 4-5 miles and go past many Utica landmarks.
What to Bring: yourself, $5, a towel, dry set of clothes and shoes, virgins, sense of adventure, a whistle, an ID is always helpful, money for the after, money for any hab you might want.
After: O'Scugnizzo Pizzeria is two blocks away, has delicious pizza and beer



Thurs 06/07/2018:  Utica H3 "Trail" #49:  
Mott's Marathon as a relay in Herkimer, NY starting at 3 pm.  Chalk talk at 2:55 (hint, trail is A-to-A and repeats up to 104 times)  If you want to r*n on the team, message us by 4/20.  If you want to come cheer people on w/ non-alcoholic beverages, that's fun too.  Hash cash is donation day-of to a CVA senior battling cancer, first round at circle (in a bar afterwards TBD) is on us for participating.

Sat 06/23/2018: Beer Near at Table Rock Challenge (Clark's Reservation)

Sat 07/07/2018: Utica trail 50, unless we add one, is the 5th Annual Utica H3 BoiledLiver !  Loc TBD.
Sun 07/08/2018 -Beer Near at the BoilerMaker. Loc TBD.

Tues 07/31/2018:  Gispert Birthday Trail? 
Oct/Nov: World Peace Through Beer Trail, TBD

Beyond Dates: Some summer Saturdays for longer trails, and other events. whatcha want?

Selected H3 Road Whoring Event Options:
April 7:  Ithaca Beast-Or-Egg
April 14-16 - Boston H3 Marathon Weekend
May 4-6:  H5 Stinko De Mayo
May 5 Weekend:  Boston Pearl Necklace Save the Date
May 11-13:  Halve Mein Weekend (KNURD? NUDE? whatever it's called this year)
May 12: Teddy's Rough Riders Campout in Harpers Ferry (fam friendly)
May 18-20: Rumson Commotion by the Ocean
June 1-3: Pittsburgh AGM Campout
June 8-10: Lehigh/CUNT Weekend
June 16: Flour City Diarrhea's Campout
June 24:  TWAT Pink Dress
July 14: SOH4 Homer Campout Save the Date
July 27-29: Flour City Weekend Save the Date
Aug 3-5:  Nittany Weekend
August 13: SOH4 Analversary
Sep 21-23: SLOW H3 Old Forge Camping Resort Weekend
Oct 11-13:  Asbury Park New Jersey Rat Hash
See "Other Hashes" for Kennels in driving distance


Selected Trail R*ces and Drinking Practice:
05/05/2018 - North Face Endurance Challenge at Bear Mountain
05/19/2018 - Rat Snake (Laurens NY)
06/30/2018 - Finger Lake 50's (Finger Lakes National Forest)
08/27/2018 - Thacher Trail Running Festival (Voorheesville)
10/28/2018 - Hairy Gorilla Half / Squirrelly Six (Voorheesville)
For much moar, see the "Area Trail R*nning | Drinking Practice" Section