Trail Markings You Might See At Utica Trail / Chalk Talk
One line, dot/dollop, or toilet paper -> possible trail. 3 of them and you are on on (aka going the right way).
Circle with an X through it - > Standard check. Find trail in 369 degrees.
Circle with anything else -> Check with special instructions
CS -> Clothing Swap
SC -> Song Check or Shot Check
RC # -> Return # marks and check from there
RC69 -> Return to start and check from there
F or ||| or YBF -> False Trail. Some may use X to mark this, but generally X are to be avoided.
--> arrows (which are likely true, check chalk talk instruction)
--|-|-|-> always true trail
BN -> Beer Near
<--> Whichyway! One of two ways is true trail.
BVFC -> Be Very Freakin Careful crossing whatever that is (roads, etc).
(other) -> random stuff hares come up with
On In -> Stay on that road, path, or trail until you have arrived.
Misc Note: Through shiggy or thicket, we often go cajun where any marking is considered to be a check and that you are on trail.
Songs / Customs You Might Hear At Utica Trail (First Line or Name Only, GTS if ya want more, half assed hymnal is better than nothing)
Pre-Trail: Utica Pledge and Disclaimer
On-Trail: Yogi Bear, S+M Man, Chicago, Jesus Can't Go Hashing, Glorious Victorius...
Circle:
Call to circle - I like hashing I like hashing
Hares Song - Mayor of Bayswater (verses galore)
Party Cockers in Your Mouth Tonight (all credit to Boston H3 for that one)
Tampon Factory (Verses galore)
Who are you texting who are you texting on your phone...
I'm looking over my dead dog rover...
Just got out of prison...
Whip it out at the ballgame (multiple verses)
Down down down your beer to pay for your crime...
Dumbass dumbass dumbass....
More beer more beer more beer...
Dinah won't you blow...
My DNA (to tune of YMCA)...
Get a life...
Put in your mouth Mrs Murphy...
I'm a little hasher... (tune of i'm a little teapot)
S-H-I-T-T-Y Trail
We've got virgins, we've got virgins...
You're A Shitty Hare (just cause, for Krusty)
El Camino (lots of verses)
Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder...
My Boyfriend Has a First Name...
Give Me an O! ...
Love Doing 69 (cause HMH3 loves that song)
You're stupid, you're stupid ...
A Soldier I will be...
Off we go into the wild blue yonder, crash and burn...
Hashy Birthday! ....
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer...
Pissonya pissonya pissonya, in Russian...
He's the meanest...
Walking down canal street, knocked on every door...
There he goes, there goes speed hasher he's a hasher speeding. Go speed hasher go!
My name is Jack...
Golden showers fill your eyes...
He ought to be publicly pissed on...
Who peed on trail?
He's got a dose of clap....
Well it's much too thin and it's not too thick...
If I had the wings of a sparrow... (lots of verses to that one)
There was a hasher who had a name and bimbo was her name-o
Old MacDonald had a whale...
Peel Banana, peel peel banana..
Where, oh where, were you last week?
He's alright, he's alright, he's got a small dick but he's alright
She's alright, she's alright, she's got small tits but she's alright
She likes it in the kitchen...
My cock'll choke ya... (to tune of La cucharacha)
Menage a trois (to tune of "manana" from Muppets Show)
This is your down down song, it isn't very long...
My girlfriend has a first name...
Just a spoonful of lager...
Four and 20 virgins came out to this old hash...
When you're on trail and had a glorious fail, you know you're going to do a down down..
There he goes, there goes speed racer...
(Other random crap the RA or others happen to remember)
Circle Close: Swing Low (better than nothing version)
Stuff we should prolly work on at choir practice:
At the gangbang...
Friendly Cat
In Mobile
The Marrying Kind
